i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
(via toxic-brunette-barbies)
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via toxic-brunette-barbies)
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
(via toxic-brunette-barbies)
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
(via kateeeeeee)
if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants
it does actually
(via kateeeeeee)
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
(via desirablebeautyinmyeyes)
- friend: how far have you gone with a boy
- me: in miles or kilometers
almost-always-eventually-right:
Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.
This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.
This was the moment that never truly left him.
Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.
Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.
im noping the fuck out why this why the tony stark fEELS WHY THIS WHY
(Source: marvelmoviesgifs, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)
