sillycarlos:

sillycarlos:

my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life

WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER

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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

evilblogger:

"what are you drinking?"

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you know what would go really well with that?

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justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

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circusgifs:

Tweets & Emails : Ass mode !

+ bonus

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wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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thiscartoonlife:

Witty banter

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gaia-is-sucktastic:

don’t lie we all do this with our friends when we see someone attractive

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spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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Why I love bats 

muddyguts:

ceruleancynic:

lovelikesagander:

JUST LOOK AT THEM

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BEING ALL HAPPY AND SHIT LIKE

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I GOTS THE WATERMELON

LOOK AT ME BEIN’ A BATRITO

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THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE

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AND THEIR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY

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AND LOOK AT THEIR LITLLE FACES

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AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE NOSES

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AND THEIR LITTLE CLAWS

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AND THE AWKWARD WAY THEY WALK

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DOESN’T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FUCKING MELT?

BATTIES

WHAT CUTIES OH MAN

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