James Franco gives Jimmy the ultimate selfie tutorial.
This is how I stayed alive my senior year
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
I just invented a new word:
chloë grace moretz playing ‘girl or goat’ on the wendy williams show
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.